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Hahaha my nigga
U SEE WHY I LOVE HIM?!????
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
Dumb niggas on Maury be like
"Maury!……Me and that baby don’t even have the same social security number Maury! I’m not the father!"
"Maury! I only have one testicle! How could I POSSIBLY be the father?!"
A dude ACTUALLY said that once.
imagine the people who have their Brazil jerseys still being shipped to them
Did not see that coming.
I love this very much