I'm Seth. I'm a girl. I get asked that a lot.

((This is a roleplaying blog))

boyslikemargie:

lifeismellow:

Hahaha my nigga

U SEE WHY I LOVE HIM?!????

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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madam-cj-says-relax:

strivingking:

Dumb niggas on Maury be like

"Maury!……Me and that baby don’t even have the same social security number Maury! I’m not the father!"

"Maury! I only have one testicle! How could I POSSIBLY be the father?!"

A dude ACTUALLY said that once.

saviorownsoul:

imagine the people who have their Brazil jerseys still being shipped to them

(via farronn)

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gagasm:

seitanist88:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Did not see that coming.

I love this very much

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swaggots:

she is so real

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