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batreaux:

if my house is haunted i hope the ghost is cool with all the times i’ve probably masturbated in front of it

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beaversandcupcakes:

theforestofvarricschest:

biacomcafe:

metropolismarvel:

A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED

I KNEW IT

WHAT A TWIST

THE PLOT THICKENS

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cocktopimp:

thattrollwiththehorns:

thorstartsofpop:

My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.

I just laughed harder than I have any business laughing

I laughed and then I felt bad for laughing at a vet.

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My cousins in Canada always wind up complaining to me about how hot it is when it reaches 80°. Them bitches haven’t experienced a Chicago heat wave.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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did-yuo-kno:

nicole-odeon:

laughfever:

dearmaiacountmein:

that’s a friggin caterpie bruh it says so right there. plus it has those stripes for the war. this is stupid.

You’re both wrong. The stripes are for the thirteen original colonies.

Dumbasses.

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Hey guys, remember when Get Silly came out?

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whatafuckinfamilypicture:

oscardasharkslayer:

sportyspice94:

if ur reading this go call ur grandma itll make her day

My grandma is dead

excuses excuses

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